Dinah Gettoutahere

Lucien Disguise,

that's a fellow you can set your wash to.

Anna Leakage,

is a lady you don't want to have to follow.

Dave Infamy

carried out his orders

straight to the curb.

He left them in the circular file

with a pizza crust and a spent Trojan

awaiting the long journey to Olympia.

Ian Absentia,

where'd he go?

I always liked that guy.

He said the funniest things

and the thing he did with his balls

in that Moscow Idaho bar almost made me piss myself.

Helena Handbasket

was permanently parked on the first barstool

at Al's on 45th until lately.

What a shame.

Yasser Nasser

sat on the fence regarding most issues of the day.

He did have a thing, I'm told

for Sue S. Canal.

I think they may have gotten it on.

Ray Incandescent

is a bit much,

don't you think?

Me too.

Dinah Gettoutahere

always pulls the fade

when things start getting woozy.

What a class act.

What a class act, people...