Shovel Into Spade Kit

Scaught Five
The Boy Wander
and also now Santa, folks
loses his shit
on the East Greenlake Express.
The Shame Train
as Roar-E used to call it.
Reading this Murakami book
I never read this type of book
cause I'm high fallutin'.
No disputin'.
Serve from the left.
Remove from the right.
Anyroad, it makes me chuckle
n then I start
thinking about a series
of laffs that prod me
ta dae the same.
Stone Fury.
Shut Up Little Man.
Amplitude Modulation.
Derek n Clive.
Peoples is getting uneasy
because I can't stop
he he he he he he heh heh
HA!
HA!
Snort n sniffle...
Wottaya lookin' at me like that for?
Steady on, grandad.
I'm Santa,
it's part of me job.
Uh oh...
I'm getting off right here
waaay before my stop
cause I remember this:
"Don't tell anybody what I'm about to tell you,
It's all very Candlestein."
Candlestein?
Wot the fook r you wingin' on about, drude?
Clandestine??
"That's what I said."
Nowt.
You said Candlestein.
Poops! I weren't supposed to tell anybloody about that.
S'okay Roosty.
He ain't gonna come here.
Things at the Last Rung is pretty candlestein, after all.